Posted by Snowman on January 22, 2001 at 18:14:19:
Anybody out there ever just ask for a shoe? I was in a dance club once and after several drinks, I asked a girl if I could have her shoe. She said no, they cost $50.00 and were fairly new. I jokingly said I would give her a hundred and to my delight, she said O.K. I gave her the $100.00 and I tipped the bartender a few bucks more to throw the shoe away. I spent the rest of the evening dancing with my new semi-shod friend. The same week, we went to the movies and I convinced her to kick her shoe a few rows under the seats. I only dated her a couple of times after that. As it turned out, she was too weird, even for me.